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1. Burnt Reynolds says:

   August 30, 2014 at 5:59 pm

   On the whole nail polish thing, and I think it’s an incredible invention. I can somewhat relate with you Jess as I am also a big guy in stature (6’2″ and 255 lbs) with tree trunks for legs (because I cycle everywhere, 4,100 miles for 2014 so far), all this aside, I find myself conflicted about how men are treated concerning this, in our society. I say conflicted because I find myself more often than not holding feminist ideals, however, I don’t want to have to prove myself to be a good, upstanding man. I am, and I should treated/ assumed innocent until proven otherwise.

   I often make the joke with my dates that I am either compared to being a rapist, or a teddy bear because of my stature, size, and now after the military, my full beard. Typically it’s well received because I already established my sense of humor is like that of Louis CK.

   That said, I think it’s bullshit that a minority of fucking sociopaths ruined everything for the majority of men, and it’s the same with this public fear that you can’t leave a little child with a grown man because it’s obvious that any man alone with a child is a pedophile. Again, bullshit.

   Mormons are repressed, you’re getting that confused with happy. It’s not the same. I live in Salt Lake City, UT. Provo, UT has the highest rate of people who buy pornography in the US, and now that they have Google Fiber, they can masturbate the repression out furiously faster than ever before.

   At first I thought you said something about us holding opinions that blacks our assholes, not blacks are assholes, and I was under the impression that you have some serious problems if your opinions are blacking your asshole.

   Anyways, I often find myself with irrational opinions, for example, I ride my bike everywhere, and I use the road, sometimes using the entire right lane because fuck you motorists, I can. Anyways, when I see a person riding a bike on the sidewalk, I automatically think they’re doing so because they’re incapable of feeding themselves, dressing themselves, and even tying their shoes, not because they’re afraid of traffic. I know they’re irrational. Points for that right?

   Postscript because I can:

   My real name is not Burnt, no, but I got the nickname Burnt from my time in the US Army Infantry, I burned my cheek with a .50 cal round in a fire fight, the Reynolds part is just a pun that goes along well.

   Postscript-script:

   I fixed my Amazon link, I had to remove your filthy site from Ad Block+ to see it.

   Postscript-script-script:

   Where do you stand politically using only one of the general terms (liberal, libtardian, republican, etc). Let’s not turn this into something about how special of a one of a kind flower you are, and how you’re different than everyone else.

   Postscript-script-script-script:

   Dick Punch for no reason.

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